Happy Holidays From All Of Us.

By "All Of Us" I mean me 20 years ago at Disney World.

SPAM

Nice try, spammers! Another day of trying your best and you still haven't fooled me. You have me enticed, though, spam-people. Gmail has much more interesting spam than hotmail ever did! From today's email, here are some of my favorite spam people, subjects, and parts of first paragraphs:


(from) Sonny Church
(subject) Re: help never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of backup tapes

Regina Fontenot
his regular cupboard in that chamber; there I determined to bestow them. The whic

so. Justice
Wow! That's Unbelievable! - unless material bench. Rugged diskwas evolving para

Elijah Hur
Re: reclam reaffir - thought I heard a low moan from Floyd, but the baaing and the fartin

Ilari Buckingham
Re: restraine = sideligh - Good little time machine. Time mover, slower, halter, stop

Carly Dowdy
Fwd: INFO - A mastadon near the inferiority complex, some somewhat incinerated

Kate Blount
Fwd: deal - The oil filter from a ski lodge is overwhelmingly South American. Further

jenhao
Sale vIaAGRa USD49, \/ALiUM $ 31, XAN@aX US70 - about gonad share a shower

Fred
deliver me he did so did eat. - Again O daughter be done unto Abraham I will spea



. . .And there were SO many more!!

Vanity

Well, if I haven't discovered the most flattering website!

http://www.myheritage.com

Who the crap is Romy Schneider.

(fine, I'll google her.)

Okay, take 2:

http://www.myheritage.com

This time, I look like a dude.

And, take 3:

For this one, I thought it would be funny to put in a picture of an animal. No matches surfaced for a kitten or a gorilla.

I used this instead.

http://www.myheritage.com