Three Line Scene?

Okay, fuck it. Let's make the Big Boomerang Theory a little more personal.
Nothin' says improv like a NON-ID

Background Narrative: Jennifer Townsend Hammaker

Jennifer Hammaker was born on 4-22-77 at 5:51 a.m. She was born of a full term pregnancy in which the mother began prenatal care during her fifth month. She was born of a spontaneous delivery. Jennifer was given the name Dana at birth, and weighed eight pounds, and eight and a half ounces and was nineteen and a half inches long. . . Baby Dana was placed in Foster care on 4-25-77, and was the only child in her foster home during her stay there. . . Dana received excellent physical care and mental and emotional nurturing. She had very good development and alert responses.

Dana's mother was a young girl in her late teens who had dark red hair, hazel to green eyes, fair complexion and was a little above average height and slender. She was a freshman in college and was talented in music and crafts. She was described as an attractive, pretty young girl with short curly hair. She was at least average or above in intelligence, and seemed motivated for her age. She was described as a very charming, outgoing personality. Dana's mother came from a very close family. . .Dana's mother sings and plays several musical instruments. When she went to college she was put in the advanced musical classes because her skills were so inherent to her and well developed.

Baby Dana's father was in his early 20's, had brown hair, blue eyes, olive skin, five feet, eleven inches and slender. He served in the military and was a freshman in colege at the time Baby Dana was born. He was described as handsome with a muscular build and was witty and outgoing with average intelligence. He was from a solid middle-class family. He was also described as being an artist.

Baby Dana's mother and father met at a church camp. Baby Dana's mother felt adoption was the appropriate course of action for her to follow and she did not tell Baby Dana's father about the pregnancy because she was not sure he would keep this confidential. Although she had known him for many years, they had only dated briefly during one summer at church camp.

SWEET JESUS (literally) is that the kicker or WHAT!!

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