Cubs/Mets Game

I have been in New York almost five years and had never been to a baseball game until last weekend when I went to a Mets game with Cubs fans.

I learned:
Wrigley Field was built in 1914.
Mark Prior has colossal thighs.
During certain times, it costs the same amount of money to see a baseball game as it does to see an improv show.
Teams are cool.
Don't put cork in your bat.
There's some airline with really fancy green ribbon-like designs on their planes.
T-Shirt launching has come a long way since slingshots.
You can take a bus from NYC to a town called Pearl River and hang out at Dave & Buster's.
Any documentation of even the simplest everyday events will inevitably become a story.