Money Shrimp

Today, my boss wanted shrimp on his salad, so his assistant ordered 12 Tiger shrimp from Smith & Wollensky's to the tune of $103.

Wednesday night, my friend had her birthday dinner at Hooters. A plate of (delicious, btw)Buffalo shrimp goes for about $8.50.

The boss ended using 6 shrimp for his salad.

I was given one of the remaining shrimp.

It was a huge and delicious shrimp valued at $8.50.

But was it equal in value to a plate of Buffalo shrimp at the Manhattan Hooters at a birthday party for a hilarious girl?

Enn--Oooh.

Value, people.

VALUE.